Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
