he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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