a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
