is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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