Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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