Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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