Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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