I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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