"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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