Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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