never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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