real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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