i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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