She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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