Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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