I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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