It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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