she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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