maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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