Dual....:-)
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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