i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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