Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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