Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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