If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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