xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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