If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Houston, we have a blender
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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