What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
