I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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