The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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