can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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