yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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