Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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