Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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