How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Damn victory sex feels great
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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