I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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