so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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