Me too!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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