He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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