she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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