Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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