She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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