There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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