I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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