She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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