It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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