If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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