I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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