I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
All I want is dick and wine.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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