Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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