She said her name was "party"
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
