i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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