brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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