Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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