there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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