i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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