Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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