if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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