I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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