I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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